Solar Powered Driveway Lights

You know, I might be crazy here, but I'm thinking that if you're too dumb to know how to drive into your own driveway, you probably shouldn't be driving at all. But on the other hand - you're a marketer's dream, because if you are too dumb to drive safely into your own driveway, then you're also dumb enough to pay $90 for solar powered driveway lights.

The ad (which I'm not going to link to because I want to save you from yourself) states that they can be used on stairs and along walkways, and if you have a big landscaped dark yard, I'd say these are a better option than electrically powered lights - at least they're solar - but a driveway?

If you have $90 to blow on something this dumb, send a check to a local food bank instead, and learn how to drive.