Oscar Meyer Fast Franks
I want to scream. Call me cold hearted but anyone who buys these is an idiot. There is just no justification for this "convenience" food - although I would be amused to hear someone give it a shot.
Oscar Meyer Fast Franks - three individually wrapped hot dogs in their own handy dandy buns, ready nuked in 35 seconds (after you take the time to open the box, unwrap the dog, put it in the microwave ... ), all for the low low price of I-really-don't-know-but-can-guarantee-it's-more-than-if-you-bought-them-separately.
If you buy these for your kids, please go ahead and call Child Protective Services. Turn yourself in. Save your children. You're too stupid to be in charge of their nutritional welfare or of their college fund.
Oscar Meyer Fast Franks - three individually wrapped hot dogs in their own handy dandy buns, ready nuked in 35 seconds (after you take the time to open the box, unwrap the dog, put it in the microwave ... ), all for the low low price of I-really-don't-know-but-can-guarantee-it's-more-than-if-you-bought-them-separately.
If you buy these for your kids, please go ahead and call Child Protective Services. Turn yourself in. Save your children. You're too stupid to be in charge of their nutritional welfare or of their college fund.
posted by Quiddity at 2:24 PM
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